gingerspect:

listening to cosbo.  part three.

this is an actual list of things cosbo has said. some of these sentences are from live blogging, of them playing video games, of them narrating their life,  &  some are just plain … weird. i hope you enjoy this !   &  do know that part four is on the way.     //     part one. part two.

1. ❛  oh fuck my asshole.  ❜
   
2. ❛  i ripped out this ghost’s soul, so that’s what i’m up to today.  ❜
   
3. ❛  when you’re supposed to be saving the world, but you wanna fish in a cave.  ❜
   
4. ❛  they got a log book for all of their ___, how pure.  ❜
   
5. ❛  what? 420 blaze it! eat my ass.  ❜
   
6. ❛  i don’t like human genocide, i just like ant genocide. get fucked ant man.  ❜
   
7. ❛  yay monkeys.  ❜
   
8. ❛  oh! the penguins! nut!  ❜
   
9. ❛  me, in tears: i love penguins.  ❜
   
10. ❛  this area is currently closed. aw, lame!  ❜
    
11. ❛  one of them is shaking its butt! i’m in love.  ❜
    
12. ❛  i understand tiger.  ❜
    
13. ❛  aw, he lonely! he needs friends.  ❜
    
14. ❛  aw, i won’t be able to look at the otters! fuck!  ❜
    
15. ❛  oh my god, stop snapchat. stop!  ❜
    
16. ❛  i told y’all i’d get lost in the zoo!  ❜
    
17. ❛  this map is not helpful.  ❜
    
18. ❛  oh! it’s a bald eagle! america bitch.  ❜
    
19. ❛  someone hurt you. who would do that to america?  ❜
    
20. ❛  it be like that sometimes.  ❜
    
21. ❛  if there’s anything i’m capable of it’s eating 100 chicken nuggets under 10 minutes.  ❜
    
22. ❛  my endless fountain of wisdom strikes again.  ❜
    
23. ❛  i love ordering things online. it’s like getting presents for yourself.  ❜
    
24. ❛  why?  ❜
    
25. ❛  sometimes i burp and it gets a little vomit.  ❜
    
26. ❛  it’s a miracle that i’m still alive.  ❜
    
27. ❛  my leg is sore.  ❜
    
28. ❛  i’d straight up unfriend me. i’d block myself.  ❜
    
29. ❛  i have group chats on three different platforms.  ❜
    
30. ❛  i’ll just take the manual escalator   …   ya’know the stairs.  ❜
    
31. ❛  i’m not shocked but i am disappointed.  ❜
    
32. ❛  which one of y’all have powerade!  ❜
    
33. ❛  i am the meme king!  ❜
    
34. ❛  i am a fool!  ❜
    
35. ❛  you have to talk to me! no exceptions!  ❜
    
36. ❛  i gotta go beat someone, hold on.  ❜
    
37. ❛  can you stop being melodramatic for once in your afterlife?  ❜
    
38. ❛  i dunno play a game of parcheesi.  ❜
    
39. ❛  i don’t even know what that is but i just said it.  ❜
    
40. ❛  siri and i have a love / hate relationship when it comes to downtown cities.  ❜
    
41. ❛  my car is so smart!  ❜
    
42. ❛  i have a lot of questions about disney movies and most of them are pixar movies.  ❜
    
43. (with a mouth full of diary queen) ❛  ka-chow!  ❜
    
44. ❛  i can’t believe they commit murder in cars. this is a children’s show.  ❜
    
45. ❛  dead. dead. dead   …   DEAD!  ❜
    
46. ❛  things to do on a monday night: settle down in a town you don’t even know and over analyze a movie about talking cars.  ❜
    
47. ❛  i wanna get directions from lightening mcqueen down route 66.  ❜
    
48. ❛  i think this town is more radiator springs than the last one.  ❜
    
49. ❛  my room is oddly decorated with mexican paraphernalia.  ❜
50. ❛  haunted hotels aren’t as scary when you’re drunk.  ❜